Funny one liners about sex
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During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!! An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor. The old man asks, ''Why are you going to sleep on the floor? A woman is having a hard time getting her tomatoes to ripen so she goes to her neighbor with her problem.
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Bedroom jokes that'll get you in the mood for love or laughter, whatever you need most. You know that look women get when they want to have sex? Me neither. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No. My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
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