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Then he turns to theoretical physicist No 2 and says: "Hey, I've figured it out. I know where we are. I heard this joke at a physics conference in Les Arcs I was at the top of a mountain skiing at the time, so it was quite apt. It was explained to me that it was first told by a Nobel prize-winning experimental physicist by way of indicating how out-of-touch with the real world theoretical physicists can sometimes be. Jeff Forshaw , professor of physics and astronomy, University of Manchester.
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According to the relativistic theory of length contraction, this is an inevitable consequence of performing sex at the speed of light. At the speed of light, length contraction leads to an interesting paradox in which the penis seems to have no length at all, but is still managing to have sex somehow. At the speed of light, relativity also predicts that the penis will attain infinite mass, essentially becoming a black hole. When its owner realises that his penis has turned into a black hole, he will become profoundly depressed and overcome by a feeling of loss. John Bobbitt would understand; but Mr Bobbitt had his penis sewn back on, whereas a penis lost to a black hole is a penis lost forever.
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Q: What did the male magnet say to the female magnet? A: From your backside, I thought you were repulsive. However, after seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive. Q: What do physicists enjoy doing the most at sporting events? A: The Wave Q: Why can't you trust an atom?
Also, XKCD. First was on the I Can Has Cheezburger site and now here. My two favorite sites! Loved, loved those quantum physics comics.
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